The Force Unleashed, an awesome game utilizing awesome ideas, was awesome.
As expected.
It's just way to god damned packed full of things.
LucasArts decided to stick 3 engines in a game.
Havok, for physics, Euphoria for something, may be AI, and something so things can break realistically.
TFU is an awesome game, and that's just a fact.
Its the most fun I've had playing a star wars game since Jedi Outcast, the one with Kyle Katarn.
Speaking of Katarn. Galen Marek (Starkiller) is now officially more awesome than him.
So, the story is this.
Kento Marek, a fugitive Jedi living on Kashyyyk gets hunted by Darth Dildohead..
I mean, Vader.
Don't kill me.
Okay, so after 2 hours of killing wookies with the force.
(Its not 2 hours? Coulda fooled me, I spent 2 hours throwing them off the cliffs)
So, after Vader goes around killing everyone, Kento comes out all badasslike in his hooded robe and was like 'HEY, NIGGA, THESE AREN'T THE JEDI YOU'RE LOOKING FOR'
Vader, unphased by the failed attempt at being funny, beat the shit out of him, and choked him all to hell and threw him in his house.
He walks in and picks him up, and said something like 'I sense someone stronger'
Kento was like 'YOU KILLED MY MASTER'
Galen was like *phwoop, I gots ya saber*
Vader was like 'WTF A KID?'
Kento was like 'RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN'
Galen was scared
Vader was interested
Kento was dead.
Because Vader killed him
So, Vader was like, looking at Galen, and like, killed the stormtroopers who came to kill him.
And he was like 'LOL COME WITH ME'
So, Galen became Vader's secret apprentice and was trained in the Dark Side, and was told to kill Jedi.
There
Thats the point of the game.
You go around killing Jedi.
Well, until the halfway point
Then you go killing Sith Wannabes like Senate Guards
Anyway.
You get to pull a Star Destroyer down from the atmosphere and throw TIE Fighters at eachother.
I'm satisfied with just that, even if I had to restart about 20 times because dialogue skipped and the game froze.
I wouldn't buy it.
Rent it for a few days.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment