My Christmas List

Well, new blog.
Might as well post something nonsensical.

Here's some random crap I want for Christmas.


1. - A Stormtrooper Lightsaber
Now, I know Stormtroopers, like all bad guys, went to the University of Evil Marksmanship so they could learn to suck at aiming.
They'd probably suck with swords too, and would miss you even if they were an inch in front of you and had someone else throw the saber at you.
All that aside.
Its an awesome Lightsaber.

2. A Giant Robot.
That's really all I need to say.

3. A Smaller Robot.
For cleaning my room, doing my homework, for use as a sparring partner once I get my lightsaber.
The Robot, I'll call him Mr. Roboto, would have to be made of Cortosis so I couldn't cut him in half.

4. A Flying Car
Why wouldn't you want a flying car?
Bypass traffic. Fly with Eagles.
Impress all the ladies.
I bet some would love to have sex in a flying car over a sprawling urban city, ya know?

5. Sonic The Hedgehog's Shoes.
They have giant buckles on them, why not want them?